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Best Office Pranks

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Office fun and prank pictures from around the world. A lot of fun can be had with some creative thinking and some post it notes, Jelly, Cheetos or foil!












Video of Mari's Aluminium Desk










Easy Office Prank Ideas

  • At the end of the day, everyday, empty someone's stapler leaving only 2 or 3 staples. They will have to refill it everyday, and go crazy.
  • Advertise a colleague's job as available. Leave their number with extension for contact. Be sure it is well paying and with low qualifications.
  • Each day move a co-workers desk an inch.
  • Drop a lemon slice or maraschino cherry into someone's water bottle.
  • Spray glitter
  • Move everything off someone's desk and into the office fridge.
  • Play "Eye of the Tiger" everytime your boss walks in.
  • Replace photos of friends and family with that of say Scott Baio, Eugene Levy, Drew Carey, William Shatner, or The New Kids on the Block. Also set their screen saver to a slideshow of these photos.
  • Drop a rubber duckie into the watercooler when you are changing the bottle.
  • Remove the ink from every one of their pens.
  • Open a container of lice powder, and leave it in the bathroom. Say nothing to anyone. Panic will slowly rise.
  • Put a brown paper bag in the office fridge labeled "squirrel"
  • Before an important meeting, replace everything on a co-workers desk with the Hello-Kitty version (pens with feather tops, pink pads, ...)
  • Tape a really long memo or calendar to the inside door of the elevator.
  • Install the clapper on something (anything)

Sleep at Your Desk Excuses

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You are caught sleeping at your office desk by your manager...you need to make up an excuse and quick. Here are the top 5 excuses that will get you off the hook!


"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."


"This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."


"Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."


"Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"


And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...


Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

Office Furniture for Giants

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Why is it that human beings are intent on building things on such a large scale?With that in mind, we decided to work out whether a giant would be able to furnish an extremely large office with bafflingly large equipment that has already been made. Just the basics. We didn’t expect to get very far but were pleasantly surprised with the results. The world of enormous office furniture…

Table and Chair
Without a place to sit, the office wouldn’t be very practical or comfortable, so that’s how the search started.
Within minutes we found the enormous table and chair you see above, created by Giancarlo Neri, an Italian sculptor. It stood on Hampstead Heath in 2005 and measures 30ft in height - ample for the average giant.

Laptop
So, the giant is seated. Next up is a computer. Unfortunately we couldn’t find a desktop PC large enough for a giant, but don’t worry, we found a gigantic, fully-functioning laptop instead.

It was exhibited at the CeBIT trade fair in Hanover, 2008 and looks as if it would fit perfectly on the table. Wow.

Printer
We have it on good authority that giants just love printing. But surely there isn’t a printer large enough to compliment the laptop above?
Of course there is. It’s called the HP Scitex TJ8300, has a width of 13ft and can be found on HP’s website here. For a sense of scale, have a look at the PC to the right of the printer.

Telephone
We’re possibly running out of space on our table but we cannnot let a giant work without a huge telephone.
This one was shown (apparently fully-functioning) at last year’s VoiceCon in Orlando. We also found this one but decided it wasn’t modern enough to share table space with the high-end technology we’ve already found.

Filing Cabinet
When the thought of an enormous filing cabinet surfaced, little did we know that we’d find one that was actually too big for our giant’s office.
It reaches 65ft into the air, just over double the height of the table, and stands permanently as an exhibit in Napa, California.

Cup Of Coffee
It’s all very well having the correct furniture and technology but we’re forgetting vital refreshments.
This is officially the world’s largest cup of coffee and looks pretty much perfect for our office. The cup has a diameter of 7.6ft and to fill it just once requires 801 kilos of instant coffee and 4′000l of water.

So there you have it, we found enough enormous office furniture and equipment to get a giant through a day. Considering giants don’t even exist that’s pretty impressive.


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